My Sister Gave Me Plant Advice This Weekend.
She came by for a quick visit, and like always, we found something fun to do. We just like being together.
This time she walked in and took inventory of every plant in the house. Then she started teaching me things.
Bold move, since I’m the self-proclaimed original plant lady, with a house full of them and a name for every one.
Turns out plant lady is contagious. I’ll allow it.
TODAY’S PICKS
THE FEATURE
Take Your ‘Hon’ and Shove It.
The barista called her “sweetie.” Nobody else in line was called that. She assumed she knew why.
THE REFLECTION
The 3 a.m. Call.
Wide awake at 3 a.m., heart pounding. She called her friend Freddie and asked for one thing: questions. The first one was about fruit salad.
My Sundays Are Spoken For.
The Eagles bring the stress. These bring everyone back to the kitchen.
THE WILDCARD
‘SOS’ Doesn’t Stand for Anything.
Everyone knows what SOS stands for. Everyone is wrong.
My answer:
That Pluto was a planet. I memorized nine. Then they took one back!
